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Post by Glorfindel on Nov 25, 2006 17:59:48 GMT -5
Does Elrond ever leave Middle Earth?
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Post by Gwathelen on Nov 25, 2006 21:01:57 GMT -5
No, he only sails to the Undying Lands. If of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me, what ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?
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Post by Airen Greenleaf on Nov 26, 2006 15:37:27 GMT -5
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Second Breakfast...
Why do Hobbits eat so much?
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Post by Glorfindel on Nov 26, 2006 15:46:53 GMT -5
I told ya--it's cause the little guys wanna grow! (If you're thinking height, I should specify that the only way they CAN grow is sideways, but they don't mind)
Who knew that already?
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Post by Airen Greenleaf on Nov 26, 2006 15:57:46 GMT -5
That already....
Why is the dark lord a giant eye-ball?
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Post by Gwathelen on Nov 26, 2006 16:07:07 GMT -5
Because he is not a giant toenail.
It comes in pints?
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Post by Airen Greenleaf on Nov 26, 2006 16:41:25 GMT -5
I'M GETTING ONE!
But doesn't he already have one?
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Post by Glorfindel on Nov 26, 2006 16:57:53 GMT -5
He's had ONE, yes. What about SECOND HELPINGS? And THIRD? And FOURTH AND FIFTH AND Sixth and seventh and...
Do people die in the Undying Lands?
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Post by Airen Greenleaf on Nov 26, 2006 17:01:13 GMT -5
Hello! It's called the UN-dying lands if they died wouldn't you think they would call it the un-UN-dyinglands....sheesh!
Why are their no nice dragons in middle earth?
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Post by Gwathelen on Nov 26, 2006 17:07:21 GMT -5
Mabye there were and they all died...
Where now are the Dunedain, Elessar, Elessar?
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Post by Airen Greenleaf on Nov 26, 2006 17:09:00 GMT -5
The dragons died in the un-UN-dying plains....
Why didn't I answer your question?
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Post by Gwathelen on Nov 26, 2006 17:17:11 GMT -5
Because you have issues like that.
Why do thy kinsfolk wander afar?
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Post by Airen Greenleaf on Nov 26, 2006 17:21:04 GMT -5
Ummmm.......CHeeSE.......
Why do you wander afar?
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Post by Gwathelen on Nov 26, 2006 17:26:21 GMT -5
'Cause I am on multiple sites.
((Hey, let's slaughter the movies!!))
Why does the actor for Faramir sound like his nose is plugged when he talks?
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Post by Airen Greenleaf on Nov 26, 2006 17:34:26 GMT -5
..........................................His brother is Boromir! Hello!
Who comes up with this kind of thing? Me and my midget(s) say this all the time: Yeah! Let's give a midget with hairy feet a magic ring, have him run across the continent with other people to go throw it in the fiery chasms of a volcano called Mt. Doom, Oh and did we mention there's a bad guy called the Dark Lord who by the way is a giant fiery floating eye-ball!
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